Wednesday 19 January 2011

Difference between a Doctor and Engine Mechanic

Real story happened with famous Heart Surgeon Lt. Dr. Nitu Mandke. He had done many heart operations.

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute."

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work?"

The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic...

Sunday 9 January 2011

Donkey and the Dog

*The Donkey and the Dog-* Read and think-You may find one in your midst

There was once a washer man who had a donkey and a dog. One night when the
whole world was sleeping, a thief broke into the house, the washer man was
fast asleep too but the donkey and the dog were awake. The dog decided not
to bark since the master did not take good care of him and wanted to teach
him a lesson.

The donkey got worried and said to the dog that if he doesn't bark, the
donkey will have to do something himself. The dog did not change his mind
and the donkey started braying loudly.

Hearing the donkey bray, the thief ran away, the master woke up and started
beating the donkey for braying in the middle of the night for no reason.

Moral of the story “One must not engage in duties other than his own"

Now take a new look at the same story...

The washer man was a well educated man from a premier management institute.
He had the fundas of looking at the bigger picture and thinking out of the
box. He was convinced that there must be some reason for the donkey to bray
in the night.. He walked outside a little and did some fact finding, applied
a bottom up approach, figured out from the ground realities that there was a
thief who broke in and the donkey only wanted to alert him about it. Looking
at the donkey's extra initiative and going beyond the call of the duty, he
rewarded him with lot of hay and other perks and became his favorite pet.

The dog's life didn't change much, except that now the donkey was more
motivated in doing the dog's duties as well. In the annual appraisal the dog
managed "ME" (Met Expectations) .

Soon the dog realized that the donkey is taking care of his duties and he
can enjoy his life sleeping and lazing around. The donkey was rated as
“star performer". The donkey had to live up to his already high performance
standards. Soon he was over burdened with work and always under pressure
and now is looking for a NEW JOB ... !!!!

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